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The Babel, dokončení - úkol na AJ

Ξ May 16th, 2007 | → | ∇ Uncategorized |

Slečna Jindřiška nám zadala domácí úkol na AJ … a to napsat vhodné dokončení k filmu The Babel, kterého jsme část viděli. Moje brutální zpracování se zřejmě líbilo :) … btw Z takovýchhle interaktivních interakcí ( pěkný spojení :) ) mezi žáky a učitelem by si mohla vzít příklad Šinknerka … well done Jindřiška.

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Michal Frdlík E3A a.k.a. Leviathan a.k.a Resistance a.k.a. BS presents:

THE GREAT CONCLUSION … of one boring film. Film itself was only funny whilst two young snipers were having fun by shooting from semiautomatic rifle. Oh, and I remember one very funny scene: The guy, the chicken, the children - Guy caught the chicken by the head and started turning it’s body round and round and round … then he simply removed it’s head :D and let the chicken run away (without head - lol, owned), children were having fun.

Ok, now what … now the conclusion.

Starring: The Guy From The Bus, The Chick From The Bus, SniperKid1, SniperKid2,
SniperKid’s Father.

Plot:

The chick from the bus was hit by the bullet from SniperKid1’s semi-auto rifle and she bled to death in The Guy’s arms. The Guy was crying for a short time and then he gone mad. He left the bus and opened baggage room, where was whole arsenal of US Army weapons … holy crap :). He took M4A1 automatic assault rifle and dozen of fragmentation grenades and one satchel charge. He said “If my darling is not able to live, no one is!” and he put the satchel charge beneath a carriage of the bus. Then he ran away and detonated the charge. Most of passangers were killed by the explosives, but some of them escaped. He hunted them down until one last man was breathing.

SniperKids saw all the massacre down the mountain and they were having fun watching that angry noob killing all that innocent people … what more to say, mexican kids :) They were having fun until SniperKid2 was hit to the leg by Guy’s M4A1. “Oh my fucking god, what the fuck was that?” said one of them. “I dunno you prick … c’mon and help me stop bleeding”. They successfuly stopped the bleeding and returned home. Their father was wery angry … he said: “You fucking little bastards!! You DID HIT only one bus? You little muthra fuckers! Get the fuck out of my fucking house or I swear I will remove your fucking heads, you idiots! GO! OUT! NOW!” Kids started to cry and they were still in the room, notwithstanding their father’s threat. Father gone mad and he started kicking them out of his house. LOL :). Childen were orphans since that time, BUT .. they still had a rifle :). SniperKid2 was full of evil and he started to carry on on his father. “aaaargh, you are allowed not to be father of mine! You do deserve to eat lead! AND I WILL GIVE THEE!!! muhahah”. He turned around and he gave his father clean headshot. When his brother saw that, he tryed to run away, but the aim of SniperKid2 is absolutely flawless … boom. SniperKid1 was no more.

Whilst SniperKid2 was killing his family including all animals and his muthra :), The Guy from the bus already had his M82 heavy assault sniper rifle pointed on his head. One shot, one kill. :D . Head was cleanly removed. “mmm, i do feel much better.” said the Guy. …. And then, he got heart attack and he died :)

That’s all kids… I do hope thou likedst it, of course the teacher…

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Si tak říkám, že je dobře, že niether parents nor sister can speak Anglicky, protože to dokončení je 18+ :D Jo a použil jsem tam nějaký profesionální manýry jako používání NOT za modálním slovesem nebo zvýrazňování oznamovací věty pomocí pomocného slovesa DO.

 

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  1. Kesy said,

    on May 16th, 2007 at 6:07 pm

    Lolcovní, uplně humor typu POSTAL 2 :D
    Ale SniperKids asi nebyli mexičani…

  2. Tonda said,

    on May 16th, 2007 at 8:11 pm

    Well well … :o) Mayby you should create a blog full of this kind of absurd stories and then you will have minimaly tens of teenager readers per day.

  3. michaelf.ms said,

    on May 17th, 2007 at 2:07 pm

    add Kesy: No byli, ted to vim, ale kdyz jsem to psal tak mi proste lezelo v hlave Mexiko :)

    add Tonda: Teenagers are those aged 13 - 19, so all of us are :) And this absurd story is there only for one reason: I have taken my time to do this, so wherefore should it just lay on my desk? ;)

  4. Tonda said,

    on May 17th, 2007 at 3:08 pm

    michaelf.ms: Ale to že jsme náctiletý nijak nevylučuje to, že by blog plnej takovyhle věcí přilákal desítky náctiletých … teda tu mladší polovinu -> výdělek ;)

  5. michaelf.ms said,

    on May 17th, 2007 at 6:05 pm

    no ale ja nejsem ten typ co by tohle psal porad … tohle bylo jenom o to predvest se Jindrisce, i kdyz priznavam ze je na muj vkus trochu eh, jak to rikaj ty zensky co si nepripoustej ze jsou tlusty, jo .. plnostihla :)

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    Jsem student aktuálně čtvrtého ročníku střední průmyslové školy strojní a elektrotechnické v českých budějovicích

     


 


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